This is the most clutch speedo, I was walking down the street one day nervous about my appearance, how would I impress the ladies, how would I become the man that I need to become? So I bought this speedo, now I walk around wearing only this and a cape, the laddies now won’t leave me alone, it works too well, I didn’t understand it’s power, also shave all hair before wearing it or it will look like bearded man in a covid mask,